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Hathiramani Gujurati Jokes Q: Why did the Gujju think the film Gandhi was about a woman? Q: Why won't the gujju jeweller sell anything to the UP ka bhayiya? Oh Bhagavan Rakesh: Ram I did not study for the test Ram: No problem. Rakesh: okay Teacher: Ram, tell me who is our Prime Minister?
Q: Why was the gujju stacking up 1 cent coins on the day before exams? A: If he was going to become impotent, he wanted to look impotent. A: Because he said Sue kare chhe.' Q: Maro dikro Dubai gayo? Bengali Jokes Q: What do you call a Bengali who takes bribe? " Suddenly there is a binding flash of li ght as the sky parts open and Bholaji is confronted by the voice of God."Bholaji, buy a lottery ticket first.
You mama so fat when she breastfed you ghee came out When my Hindu girlfriend told me she wanted me to give her a facial, I nearly came on the spot Dear Hindus, I didn't fight my way to the top of the food chain to be a vegetarian I didn't believe in reincarnation the last time, either.
A: A Catholic wife has real orgasms and fake jewelry.
A: They read Atten( 8 annas)-bourough in the credits. A: A snake in the grass Q: Why did the Gujju wear a Tuxedo to his vasectomy? Please let me win the lottery." Lotto night comes and somebody else wins it. Why wont you just let me win the lotto this one time so I can get my life in order?
Q: What did the Gujju say to the singing prostitute? Q: Did you know that Gujarati students are going to start a fraternity? Q: Why did the gujjus take 50 paise when they went to watch GANDHI? He's so desperate that he decides to ask Ganesh for help. "Oh Ganesh,please help me, I've lost my business and if I don't get some money, im going to lose my house as well. I've lost my business, my house and I'm going to lose my car as well." Lotto night comes Bholaji still has no luck. I don't often ask you for help and I have always been a good servent to you.
A: Roman Singh Q: What do you call an Indian entertainer?
This Hindu girl from my school said she recognized me from the vegetarian club, but I'd never met herbivore Q. A: Rever Singh Q: What do you call an Indian that's making love?